MR.POOPY PANTS-CREAM
MR.POOPY PANTS-CREAM

MR.POOPY PANTS-CREAM

Regular price $135.00
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Size
  • 100% Washed Cotton
  • Mid-Weight (about 305GSM)
  • 9 Pockets total
  • 12" Ankle Zippers, Layred Fabric Underneath 
  • Straight Fit to Flared
  • 2.5" Wide Belt Loops For All Your Wacky Belts
  • Concealed Spring Snap Closures
  • Adjustable Thigh Straps
  • Antique Brass Hardware

 

ONCE YOU PUT THESE ON YOUR BODY YOU WILL BECOME INSTANTLY IRRESISTIBLE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX. THEY'LL SAY "THERE GOES CHAD IN HIS POOPY PANTS! I AM NOW PREGNANT" DO NOT PURCHASE UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO FATHER A NEW BABY EVERY WEEK ******

(THESE FIT LIKE LEVI'S 501. ORDER WHATEVER SIZE YOU USUALLY WEAR IN PANTS.)


Ships within 1 week.

 **FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS, I MARK THE VALUE I PAID SO DONT STRESS ABOUT HIGH TAX<3 

******Legally I have to tell you that this claim is not true.