NYLON FUCKIN PANTS-GREEN/BROWN
NYLON FUCKIN PANTS-GREEN/BROWN
NYLON FUCKIN PANTS-GREEN/BROWN
NYLON FUCKIN PANTS-GREEN/BROWN
NYLON FUCKIN PANTS-GREEN/BROWN
NYLON FUCKIN PANTS-GREEN/BROWN
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NYLON FUCKIN PANTS-GREEN/BROWN

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MidWeight Crinkle Nylon Pants. HELLA pockets. 8 of em. (2 on the back) Bungee cord drawstrings. Antique Brass detailing. ALL THAT GOOD SHIT.  

LENGTH IS 32" FOR SMALLS AND MEDIUMS, 33" FOR LARGES AND XLS

 

MODEL IS 5'8" 135 LBS AND WEARING A SIZE SMALL

 

ADJUSTABLE THIGHS

ADJUSTABLE ANKLES

ADJUSTABLE KNEES! YOU CAN ADJUST YOUR FUCKING KNEES DOG. THAT'S CRAZY. 

STRAIGHT FIT. TRUE TO SIZE. ORDER THE SIZE YOU USUALLY WEAR.

 

Once you put these on, they LITERALLY fuse to your skin.* Only way to get them off is an excusiatingly painful and expensive surgery.. And the only man that can perform the surgery actually just died. DO NOT PUT THESE ON UNLESS YOU ARE FULLY PREPARED TO BE DRIPPED UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

 

*This is not true

**FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS, I MARK THE VALUE I PAID SO DONT STRESS ABOUT HIGH TAX<3

***SHIPS OUT IN 2-4 WEEKS. COULD BE SOONER, IT COULD BE LATER. I DONT KNOW. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ABOUT IT<3 ALSO PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR FULL CORRECT SHIPPING ADDRESS!! I GOT ALOT OF RETURNED PACKAGES FROM LAST DROP AND IT IS A HASSLE FOR BOTH OF US. JUST DO YOUR BEST I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF IT'S WRONG BUT I'LL BE VERY ANNOYED. OKAY I LOVE YOU GUYS N GALS****