NYLON FUCKIN PANTS-BLACK
MidWeight Crinkle Nylon Pants. HELLA pockets. 8 of em. (2 on the back) Bungee cord drawstrings. Gun Metal aglets and cord locks. ALL THAT GOOD SHIT.
LENGTH IS 32" FOR SMALLS AND MEDIUMS, 33" FOR LARGES AND XLS
STRAIGHT FIT. TRUE TO SIZE. ORDER THE SIZE YOU USUALLY WEAR.
Once you put these on, they LITERALLY fuse to your skin.* Only way to get them off is an excusiatingly painful and expensive surgery.. And the only man that can perform the surgery actually just died. DO NOT PUT THESE ON UNLESS YOU ARE FULLY PREPARED TO BE DRIPPED UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
*This is not true
***SHIPS OUT IN 1-2ish WEEKS. COULD BE SOONER, IT COULD BE LATER. I DONT KNOW. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ABOUT IT<3 ALSO PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR FULL CORRECT SHIPPING ADDRESS!! I GOT ALOT OF RETURNED PACKAGES FROM LAST DROP AND IT IS A HASSLE FOR BOTH OF US. JUST DO YOUR BEST I'LL FORGIVE YOU IF IT'S WRONG BUT I'LL BE VERY ANNOYED. OKAY I LOVE YOU GUYS N GALS****