- THEY'RE BROWN. NOT GREEN. THEY'RE BROWN.
- 100% Washed Cotton
- Mid-Weight (about 305GSM)
- 9 Pockets total
- 12" Ankle Zippers, Layred Fabric Underneath
- Straight Fit to Flared
- 2.5" Wide Belt Loops For All Your Wacky Belts
- Concealed Spring Snap Closures
- Adjustable Thigh Straps
- Antique Brass Hardware
ONCE YOU PUT THESE ON YOUR BODY YOU WILL BECOME INSTANTLY IRRESISTIBLE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX. THEY'LL SAY "THERE GOES CHAD IN HIS POOPY PANTS! I AM NOW PREGNANT" DO NOT PURCHASE UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO FATHER A NEW BABY EVERY WEEK. ******
THESE FIT LIKE LEVI'S 501. ORDER WHATEVER SIZE YOU USUALLY WEAR IN PANTS.
Ships out in 1 week.
**FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS, I MARK THE VALUE I PAID SO DONT STRESS ABOUT HIGH TAX<3
******Legally I have to tell you that this claim is not true.