MR.POOPY PANTS-BROWN

Regular price $135.00 Sale price $99.00
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DETAILS

  • 100% Washed Cotton
  • Mid-Weight Canvas (about 305GSM)
  • 9 Pockets total
  • 12" Ankle Zippers, Layred Fabric Underneath 
  • Straight Fit to Flared
  • 2.5" Wide Belt Loops For All Your Wacky Belts
  • Concealed Spring Snap Closures
  • Adjustable Thigh Straps
  • Antique Brass Rivets and Snaps
  • Antique Brass Zipper at Ankle

SIZING

  • Fits True To Size. Order whatever Size You Usually Wear.

 UPDATES

  • Flat Felled Inseam For Long Term Durability
  • Added MORE Front & Back Crotch Reinforcement 

SHIPPING

  • SHIPS IN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS. 

ONCE YOU PUT THESE ON YOUR BODY YOU WILL BECOME INSTANTLY IRRESISTIBLE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX. THEY'LL SAY "THERE GOES CHAD IN HIS POOPY PANTS! I AM NOW PREGNANT" DO NOT PURCHASE UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO FATHER A NEW BABY EVERY WEEK ******

******Legally I have to tell you that this claim is not true.