Bottoms

Double Knees BLACK
Double Knees BLACK
Double Knees BLACK
Double Knees BLACK
Double Knees BLACK
Double Knees BLACK
Double Knees BLACK
Double Knees BLACK
Double Knees BLACK
Double Knees BLACK

Double Knees BLACK

Regular price $146.00
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DETAILS

  • 100% Cotton. 11oz Brushed Cotton Canvas. 
  • High Waisted & Straight Fit.
  • Adjustable Knees and Thighs.
  • Antique Silver Hardware
  • Heavy Ripstop Cotton Pocket Lining
  • Flat Felled Seams. THESE WILL NEVER EVER LET YOU DOWN. VERY VERY DURABLE.

SIZING & FIT

  • Fits True to Size. If In-Between Sizes, Size DOWN.
  • Model is 5'10" 150lbs & Wearing A Size 30

SHIPPING

  • Ships in approximately 1-3 Business Days
  • All Stock is Premade. 
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    Double Knees GREEN
    Double Knees GREEN
    Double Knees GREEN
    Double Knees GREEN
    Double Knees GREEN
    Double Knees GREEN
    Double Knees GREEN
    Double Knees GREEN
    Double Knees GREEN

    Double Knees GREEN

    Regular price $146.00
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    DETAILS

    • 100% Cotton. 11oz Brushed Cotton Canvas. 
    • High Waisted & Straight Fit.
    • Adjustable Knees and Thighs.
    • Antique Silver Hardware
    • Heavy Ripstop Cotton Pocket Lining
    • Flat Felled Seams. THESE WILL NEVER EVER LET YOU DOWN. VERY VERY DURABLE.

    SIZING & FIT

    • Fits True to Size. If In-Between Sizes, Size DOWN.
    • Model is 5'10" 150lbs & Wearing A Size 30

    SHIPPING

    • Ships in approximately 1-3 Business Days
    • All Stock is Premade. 
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    Double Knees CREAM
    Double Knees CREAM
    Double Knees CREAM
    Double Knees CREAM
    Double Knees CREAM
    Double Knees CREAM
    Double Knees CREAM
    Double Knees CREAM
    Double Knees CREAM
    Double Knees CREAM
    Double Knees CREAM

    Double Knees CREAM

    Regular price $146.00
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    DETAILS

    • 100% Cotton. 11oz Brushed Cotton Canvas. 
    • High Waisted & Straight Fit.
    • Adjustable Knees and Thighs.
    • Antique Silver Hardware
    • Heavy Ripstop Cotton Pocket Lining
    • Flat Felled Seams. THESE WILL NEVER EVER LET YOU DOWN. VERY VERY DURABLE.

    SIZING & FIT

    • Fits True to Size. If In-Between Sizes, Size DOWN.
    • Model is 5'10" 150lbs & Wearing A Size 30

    SHIPPING

    • Ships in approximately 1-3 Business Days
    • All Stock is Premade. 
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          MR.POOPY PANTS-CREAM
          MR.POOPY PANTS-CREAM

          MR.POOPY PANTS-CREAM

          Regular price $135.00 Sale price $99.00
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          DETAILS

          • 100% Washed Cotton
          • Mid-Weight Canvas (about 305GSM)
          • 9 Pockets total
          • 12" Ankle Zippers, Layred Fabric Underneath 
          • Straight Fit to Flared
          • 2.5" Wide Belt Loops For All Your Wacky Belts
          • Concealed Spring Snap Closures
          • Adjustable Thigh Straps
          • Antique Brass Rivets and Snaps
          • Antique Brass Zipper at Ankle

          SIZING

          • Fits True To Size. Order whatever Size You Usually Wear.
          • Model is 6'2" 165lbs (187cm / 75kg)  & Wearing a Size 32

           UPDATES

          • Flat Felled Inseam For Long Term Durability
          • Added MORE Front & Back Crotch Reinforcement 

          SHIPPING

          • SHIPS IN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS

          ONCE YOU PUT THESE ON YOUR BODY YOU WILL BECOME INSTANTLY IRRESISTIBLE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX. THEY'LL SAY "THERE GOES CHAD IN HIS POOPY PANTS! I AM NOW PREGNANT" DO NOT PURCHASE UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO FATHER A NEW BABY EVERY WEEK ******

          ******Legally I have to tell you that this claim is not true. 

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          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK
          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK
          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK
          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK
          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK
          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK
          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK
          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK
          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK
          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK
          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK
          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK

          KP2144 CARGO PANTS-WASHED BLACK

          Regular price $187.00
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          THIS IS THE SECOND COLLABORATION WITH 2144 MUSEUM. 

          DETAILS

          • 100% Cotton. 10oz Rip-Stop Fabric.
          • Cargo Pockets Everywhere. 10 Pockets Total.
          • Standard Zipper Fly. (DONT LET THE CURVY VELCRO WEINER CONFUSE YOU. THESE HAVE A REGULAR ZIPPER FLY UNDERNEATH)
          • Velcro Straps for: Adjustable Hips, Adjustable Thighs, Adjustable Knees, Adjustable Ankles. CRAZY.
          • Heavy Duty Pocket Lining.
          • Reinforced Butt.

          SIZING

          • SIZE CHART ON LAST PHOTO SLIDE
          • RUNS SLIGHTLY SMALL. Size Up.
          • Straight Fit. Sits at Waist.
          • Model is 6'2" 165lbs & Wearing a size 32. 

           

            SHIPPING

            • READY-TO-SHIP. SHIPS WITHIN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS
            • Returns/Exchanges Are Accepted.
            • INCLUDE YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS!!******
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              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX
              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX
              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX
              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX
              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX
              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX
              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX
              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX
              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX
              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX
              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX
              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX

              KP2144 CARGO PANTS - ONYX

              Regular price $187.00
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              THIS IS THE SECOND COLLABORATION WITH 2144 MUSEUM. 

              DETAILS

              • 100% Cotton. 10oz Rip-Stop Fabric.
              • Cargo Pockets Everywhere. 10 Pockets Total.
              • Standard Zipper Fly. (DONT LET THE CURVY VELCRO WEINER CONFUSE YOU. THESE HAVE A REGULAR ZIPPER FLY UNDERNEATH)
              • Velcro Straps for: Adjustable Hips, Adjustable Thighs, Adjustable Knees, Adjustable Ankles. CRAZY.
              • Heavy Duty Pocket Lining.
              • Reinforced Butt.
              • One of a kind. Find a similar pair of pants and I'll eat your hat*

              SIZING

              • RUNS A Bit SMALL. SIZE UP.
              • Straight Fit. Sits at Waist.
              • Model is 6'2" 165lbs & Wearing a size 32. 

               

                SHIPPING

                • READY-TO-SHIP. SHIPS WITHIN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS
                • Returns/Exchanges Are Accepted.
                • INCLUDE YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS!!******

                 

                * Hat eating subject to change. The aforementioned "Hat" may be swapped to something similar (burger, chicken, donut, etc.) at Kody's discretion. 

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                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK
                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK

                Shorts No.04-3.0-BLACK

                Regular price $96.00
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                Details

                • 100% Crinkle Nylon. Heavy-Weight
                • 7.5” Inseam
                • 8 Pockets total. Including a PERFECT BURGER POCKET.
                • Metal Sling Clip and Lace Locks
                • YKK Zippers
                • Bungee Cord Draw Strings
                • Velcro at Hand Pockets (so shit doesn’t fall out your pockets when you sit)

                SIZING & FIT

                • SIZE CHART ON LAST SLIDE. 
                • Model is 5'11" 150lbs & Wearing A Size Medium
                • Fits True to Size. 
                • Sit Right Above Knee. 

                SHIPPING & RETURNS

                  • Ships within 7-10 Business Days. 
                  • Returns Are Accepted within 14 Days of Purchase & in Un-Worn Condition.

                  HOTTEST SHORTS OF THE SUMMER.** BUY THESE AND ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS WILL COME TRUE. 100% LEGIT. LEGALLY EVERY SINGLE DESIRE YOU HAVE WILL COME TRUE SOLELY BECAUSE OF THESE SHORTS.*

                   

                    *none of that is true. 

                  **they're not hot at all, they're actually quite breathable

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                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green
                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green
                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green
                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green
                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green
                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green
                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green
                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green
                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green
                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green
                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green
                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green

                  Shorts No.04-3.0-Pine Green

                  Regular price $96.00
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                  Details

                  • 100% Crinkle Nylon. Heavy-Weight
                  • 7.5” Inseam
                  • 8 Pockets total. Including a PERFECT BURGER POCKET.
                  • Black Metal Sling Clip and Lace Locks
                  • YKK Zippers
                  • Bungee Cord Draw Strings
                  • Velcro at Hand Pockets (so shit doesn’t fall out your pockets when you sit)

                  SIZING & FIT

                  • SIZE CHART ON LAST SLIDE. 
                  • Model is 6'2" 130lbs & Wearing A Size Medium
                  • Fits True to Size. 
                  • Sit Right Above Knee. 

                  SHIPPING & RETURNS

                  • Ships in about 7-10 Business  days.

                   

                  HOTTEST SHORTS OF THE SUMMER.** BUY THESE AND ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS WILL COME TRUE. 100% LEGIT. LEGALLY EVERY SINGLE DESIRE YOU HAVE WILL COME TRUE SOLELY BECAUSE OF THESE SHORTS.*

                   

                    *none of that is true. 

                  **they're not hot at all, they're actually quite breathable

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                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK
                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK

                  Double Knees WAXED BLACK

                  Regular price $169.00
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                  SIZE CHARTS ARE IN LAST PHOTO SLIDE. YOU CAN SWIPE LEFT ON THE FIRST PIC SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY PIC.

                  DETAILS

                  • 100% Bull Cotton with Heavy Wax Finish. 
                  • High Waisted & Straight Fit with a Slight Flare at Ankles.
                  • Adjustment Straps at Knees & Thighs.
                  • YKK Antique Silver Hardware.
                  • Heavy Duty Ripstop Cotton Pocket Lining.
                  • Triple Stitched Seams. 
                  • Antique Silver HK Sling Clip at Waist.
                  • This is our take on a truly timeless design. I hope you guys love it as much as we do<33

                  SIZING & FIT

                  • Fits True to Size. If In-Between Sizes, Size DOWN.
                  • Model is 6'2" 150lbs & Wearing A Size 32

                  SHIPPING

                  • Ships in approximately 2-3 weeks
                  • RETURNS & EXCHANGES ARE ACCEPTED ON THIS ITEM. CHECK POLICIES FOR MORE INFORMATION. (Basically, if you're within 14 days of RECIEVING the item & garment is still unworn, you're all good)
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                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK
                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK

                    Rip Van Kody WAXED BLACK

                    Regular price $246.00
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                    SIZE CHARTS ARE IN LAST PHOTO SLIDE. YOU CAN SWIPE LEFT ON THE FIRST PIC SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY PIC.

                    DETAILS

                    • 100% Bull Cotton with Heavy Wax Finish. 
                    • High Waisted & Straight Fit with a Slight Flare at Ankles. 
                    • Antique Silver YKK Hardware.
                    • Heavy Ripstop 100% Cotton Pocket Lining.
                    • Piped Zipper Pockets Throughout.
                    • Velcro Waist Adjustment at Front Waist.
                    • SO. MANY. POCKETS. 15 TO BE EXACT. 
                    • THE MOST UTTERLY INSANE PANTS YOU CAN FIND ON THE MARKET RIGHT NOW I PROMISE. FIND PANTS SIMILAR TO THESE FOR A COMPARABLE PRICE AND I WILL LITERALLY EAT MY OWN PANTS.

                    SIZING & FIT

                    • Fits True to Size. If In-Between Sizes, Size DOWN.
                    • Model is 6'2" 150lbs & Wearing A Size 32

                    SHIPPING & RETURNS

                    • Ships in approximately 2-3 weeks.
                    • RETURNS AND EXCHANGES ARE ACCEPTED ON THIS ITEM. CHECK RETURN POLICY FOR MORE INFORMATION.

                     

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                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN
                      Rip Van Kody GREEN

                      Rip Van Kody GREEN

                      Regular price $224.00
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                      SIZE CHARTS ARE IN LAST PHOTO SLIDE. YOU CAN SWIPE LEFT ON THE FIRST PIC SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY PIC.

                      DETAILS

                      • 100% Ripstop Cotton. 10oz Weight. 
                      • High Waisted & Straight Fit with a Slight Flare at Ankles. 
                      • Antique Silver YKK Hardware.
                      • Heavy Ripstop 100% Cotton Pocket Lining.
                      • Piped Zipper Welt Pockets Throughout.
                      • Velcro Waist Adjustment at Front Waist.
                      • SO. MANY. POCKETS. 15 TO BE EXACT. 
                      • THE MOST UTTERLY INSANE PANTS YOU CAN FIND ON THE MARKET RIGHT NOW I PROMISE. FIND PANTS SIMILAR TO THESE FOR A COMPARABLE PRICE AND I WILL LITERALLY EAT MY OWN PANTS.

                      SIZING & FIT

                      • Fits True to Size. If In-Between Sizes, Size DOWN.
                      • Model is 6'2" 150lbs & Wearing A Size 32

                      SHIPPING & RETURNS

                      • Ships in approximately 2-3 weeks.
                      • RETURNS AND EXCHANGES ARE ACCEPTED ON THIS ITEM. CHECK RETURN POLICY FOR MORE INFORMATION.
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                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK
                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK

                      KP2144 CARGO PANTS- WAXED BLACK

                      Regular price $219.00
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                      SIZE CHARTS ARE IN LAST PHOTO SLIDE. YOU CAN SWIPE LEFT ON THE FIRST PIC SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY PIC.

                      This is Our 3rd Collaboration with 2144 Museum.

                      DETAILS

                      • 100% Bull Cotton with Heavy Wax Finish. 
                      • High Waisted & Straight Fit with a Slight Flare at Ankles.
                      • Adjustment Straps at Knees & Thighs & Ankles
                      • YKK Antique Silver Hardware.
                      • Heavy Duty Ripstop Cotton Pocket Lining.
                      • Triple Stitched Seams. 
                      • SO MANY POCKETS IT'LL MAKE YOU SICK TO YOUR STOMACH. 
                      • These Could Very Well Be The Most Coocoo Bananas Pants You'll Ever See. I Would Be Comfortable Testifying in a Court of Law that fact.

                      SIZING & FIT

                      • Fits True to Size. If In-Between Sizes, Size DOWN.
                      • Model is 6'0" 150lbs & Wearing A Size 32

                      SHIPPING & RETURNS/EXCHANGES

                      • Ships in approximately 2-3 weeks
                      • RETURNS & EXCHANGES ARE ACCEPTED ON THIS ITEM. CHECK POLICIES FOR MORE INFORMATION. (Basically, if you're within 14 days of RECIEVING the item & garment is still unworn, you're all good)
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