8 Pockets total. Including a PERFECT BURGER POCKET.
Metal Sling Clip and Lace Locks
YKK Zippers
Bungee Cord Draw Strings
Velcro at Hand Pockets (so shit doesn’t fall out your pockets when you sit)
SIZING & FIT
SIZE CHART ON LAST SLIDE.
Model is 5'11" 150lbs & Wearing A Size Medium
Fits True to Size.
Sit Right Above Knee.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Ships within 7-10 Business Days.
Returns Are Accepted within 14 Days of Purchase & in Un-Worn Condition.
HOTTEST SHORTS OF THE SUMMER.** BUY THESE AND ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS WILL COME TRUE. 100% LEGIT. LEGALLY EVERY SINGLE DESIRE YOU HAVE WILL COME TRUE SOLELY BECAUSE OF THESE SHORTS.*
*none of that is true.
**they're not hot at all, they're actually quite breathable
8 Pockets total. Including a PERFECT BURGER POCKET.
Antique Silver Metal Sling Clip and Lace Locks
YKK Zippers
Bungee Cord Draw Strings
Velcro at Hand Pockets (so shit doesn’t fall out your pockets when you sit)
SIZING & FIT
SIZE CHART ON LAST SLIDE.
Fits True to Size.
Sit Right Above Knee.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Ships in about 2-3 days.
VERSION 3.0 IMPROVEMENTS:
ADDED FRONT AND BACK RISE! No More Camel Toe<33
Updated Inseam Length. The Outseam Length is the same as always, so don't even trip about it.
EVEN MORE Durable Construction.
THICCUMS FRIENDLY! Sizes Large and XL Can Now Accommodate the Thicker Gentlemen Out There<33
NEW Size XXL
OVERLOCKED POCKET LINING SEAMS
HOTTEST SHORTS OF THE SUMMER.** BUY THESE AND ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS WILL COME TRUE. 100% LEGIT. LEGALLY EVERY SINGLE DESIRE YOU HAVE WILL COME TRUE SOLELY BECAUSE OF THESE SHORTS.*
*none of that is true.
**they're not hot at all, they're actually quite breathable
8 Pockets total. Including a PERFECT BURGER POCKET.
Black Metal Sling Clip and Lace Locks
YKK Zippers
Bungee Cord Draw Strings
Velcro at Hand Pockets (so shit doesn’t fall out your pockets when you sit)
SIZING & FIT
SIZE CHART ON LAST SLIDE.
Model is 6'2" 130lbs & Wearing A Size Medium
Fits True to Size.
Sit Right Above Knee.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Ships in about 7-10 Business days.
HOTTEST SHORTS OF THE SUMMER.** BUY THESE AND ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS WILL COME TRUE. 100% LEGIT. LEGALLY EVERY SINGLE DESIRE YOU HAVE WILL COME TRUE SOLELY BECAUSE OF THESE SHORTS.*
*none of that is true.
**they're not hot at all, they're actually quite breathable
SIZE CHARTS ARE IN LAST PHOTO SLIDE. YOU CAN SWIPE LEFT ON THE FIRST PIC SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY PIC.
DETAILS
100% Bull Cotton with Heavy Wax Finish.
High Waisted & Straight Fit with a Slight Flare at Ankles.
Adjustment Straps at Knees & Thighs.
YKK Antique Silver Hardware.
Heavy Duty Ripstop Cotton Pocket Lining.
Triple Stitched Seams.
Antique Silver HK Sling Clip at Waist.
This is our take on a truly timeless design. I hope you guys love it as much as we do<33
SIZING & FIT
Fits True to Size. If In-Between Sizes, Size DOWN.
Model is 6'2" 150lbs & Wearing A Size 32
SHIPPING
Ships in approximately 3-5 Days.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES ARE ACCEPTED ON THIS ITEM. CHECK POLICIES FOR MORE INFORMATION. (Basically, if you're within 14 days of RECIEVING the item & garment is still unworn, you're all good)
SIZE CHARTS ARE IN LAST PHOTO SLIDE. YOU CAN SWIPE LEFT ON THE FIRST PIC SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY PIC.
DETAILS
100% Bull Cotton with Heavy Wax Finish.
High Waisted & Straight Fit with a Slight Flare at Ankles.
Antique Silver YKK Hardware.
Heavy Ripstop 100% Cotton Pocket Lining.
Piped Zipper Pockets Throughout.
Velcro Waist Adjustment at Front Waist.
SO. MANY. POCKETS. 15 TO BE EXACT.
THE MOST UTTERLY INSANE PANTS YOU CAN FIND ON THE MARKET RIGHT NOW I PROMISE. FIND PANTS SIMILAR TO THESE FOR A COMPARABLE PRICE AND I WILL LITERALLY EAT MY OWN PANTS.
SIZING & FIT
Fits True to Size. If In-Between Sizes, Size DOWN.
Model is 6'2" 150lbs & Wearing A Size 32
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Ships in approximately 3-5 Days.
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES ARE ACCEPTED ON THIS ITEM. CHECK RETURN POLICY FOR MORE INFORMATION.
SIZE CHARTS ARE IN LAST PHOTO SLIDE. YOU CAN SWIPE LEFT ON THE FIRST PIC SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY PIC.
DETAILS
100% Ripstop Cotton. 10oz Weight.
High Waisted & Straight Fit with a Slight Flare at Ankles.
Antique Silver YKK Hardware.
Heavy Ripstop 100% Cotton Pocket Lining.
Piped Zipper Welt Pockets Throughout.
Velcro Waist Adjustment at Front Waist.
SO. MANY. POCKETS. 15 TO BE EXACT.
THE MOST UTTERLY INSANE PANTS YOU CAN FIND ON THE MARKET RIGHT NOW I PROMISE. FIND PANTS SIMILAR TO THESE FOR A COMPARABLE PRICE AND I WILL LITERALLY EAT MY OWN PANTS.
SIZING & FIT
Fits True to Size. If In-Between Sizes, Size DOWN.
Model is 6'2" 150lbs & Wearing A Size 32
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Ships in approximately 3-5 Days.
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES ARE ACCEPTED ON THIS ITEM. CHECK RETURN POLICY FOR MORE INFORMATION.
SIZE CHARTS ARE IN LAST PHOTO SLIDE. YOU CAN SWIPE LEFT ON THE FIRST PIC SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY PIC.
This is Our 3rd Collaboration with 2144 Museum.
DETAILS
100% Bull Cotton with Heavy Wax Finish.
High Waisted & Straight Fit with a Slight Flare at Ankles.
Adjustment Straps at Knees & Thighs & Ankles
YKK Antique Silver Hardware.
Heavy Duty Ripstop Cotton Pocket Lining.
Triple Stitched Seams.
SO MANY POCKETS IT'LL MAKE YOU SICK TO YOUR STOMACH.
These Could Very Well Be The Most Coocoo Bananas Pants You'll Ever See. I Would Be Comfortable Testifying in a Court of Law that fact.
SIZING & FIT
Fits True to Size. If In-Between Sizes, Size DOWN.
Model is 6'0" 150lbs & Wearing A Size 32
SHIPPING & RETURNS/EXCHANGES
Ships in approximately 3-5 Days.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES ARE ACCEPTED ON THIS ITEM. CHECK POLICIES FOR MORE INFORMATION. (Basically, if you're within 14 days of RECIEVING the item & garment is still unworn, you're all good)
